Alright L, I shall commence with the interview.
L: *blink* no
Whether you like it or not.
L: O____O
Hurhurhur. Now, let's begin.
L: Is misa annoying?
Relevance?
L: If I could lower my amazingly high IQ to the miniscule logic of your brain i could possibly answer that
Moving on, do you lick your toes clean?
L: Why not
That's so hot.
L: Fo sho
Are you rather tall?
L: Sure
I have a cold. Do you know the cure?
L: *blink* no
HA! Not genius enough! *points* >D
L: ... ... ... oh...were you expecting me to answer you?
Yes?
L: O______O
So...yes, anywhosies.
L: Wha?
Do you have multiples of your outfit?
L: Are you on something?
on To something, I'm sure. You just can't resist killer!
L: That is an odd question
I'm referring to Kira. I like his hair. Do you like his hair?
L: Your brain must be the size of a peanut
I'm going to be better than you, thank you!
L: I quit
NO! NOT TIL I SURPASS YOU!
L: Indeed
Ah...! Recognition! <3
L: (blank)
You cannot deny your previous answer, or lack thereof!
L: If i could lower my amazingly high IQ to the miniscule logic of your brain I could possibly answer that
Meanie.
L: Fo sho
Fine, on to questions. Have you heard of Harry Potter?
L: Indeed
So, you're british?
L: Your odds of getting a nice answer are less than 4%
...I'll pass, then. Jerk.
L: Wha?
So... my friend will be cosplaying you. She's a girl.
L: Is Misa annoying?
Yes, but...
L: My subconscious says no
wha--
L: (blank)
Silence is the only context I need.
L: Why not
-
L: Certainly
Eh?
L: O____O
Ah! The amazing, genius L made a mistake!
L: I think I am losing IQ points just having you talk to me
Nice response!
L: Does Raito have a God Complex?
Yes, I believe so. Why?
L: Do my socks match?
*biku* Changing the subject...!
L: ... ... ... oh...were you expecting me to ansewr you?
DAMN YOU!
L: Ahahahahahaha
Yes, I suppose you're already in hell. Hm...
L: I quit
TOO LATE! HAHAHAHA
L: Are you on something?
I'm not sure.
L: Sure.
...
L: your ability to ask a decent question is depressingly faulty.
Is that a swivel chair?
L: Indeed.
SWEET! Can I take a ride?
L: Wha?
Eh-No, I didn't mean anything perverted... o//o
L: O____O
*ahem* So...Why aren't you eating cake now?
L: That is an odd question.
Well, all Ukes love sweets.
L: Indeed
And Semes don't.
L: I think I am losing IQ points just having you talk to me
yes, well, which are you, if either?
L: Indeed
WHAT THE HECK!?
L: My subconscious says no
Fine, interview over. I can confide in you, right?
L: It is creating a powerful distress in me that I cannot answer that.
No need. I'm afraid I won't be able to find my friends at momo con!
L: Your brain must be the size of a peanut.
Huh...so that's why I'm always getting lost.
L: Aye
See!? That's a british response!
L: Aye
Just one more Q&A.
L: Nay
Is your favorite color cake?
L: Sure
*ei!* He humoured me!
L: Does Raito have a God Complex?
YES
L: Maybe
Thank you, Kuro-sama!
L: Nay
Shut up, you.
L: Yeah, when hell freezes over
Too true.
L: Maybe
Erm... well, good night!
L: O____O
DAMNED OLD PERVERT!
L: Does Raito have a God COmplex?
yes
L: Do pigs fly?
no!
L: Wha?
Don't...don't tell me you thought...
L: Yeah, when hell freezes over
I'VE GOT YOU NOW!
L: My subconscious says no
damn
L: *blink* no
Well, that's all the time we've got, folks. See you!
L: Wha?
Oh, don't be so CANDID, L. Welcome to CANDID CAMERA!
L: Are you on something?
Perhaps, L, perhaps.
L: O____O